Wwe Quotes

Congratulations to one of my favorite opponents and greatest rivals on returning to the WWE. The Rock is the BEST promo man of all time.

It's a good thing a DUI's job security.

Stay down, David. Stay down.

Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!

He's the game all right.

I think the Dudleys are mad at us, well, because we're beautiful!

Feast your eyes on the severe massivity of our tag partner.

15 steel chairs? That's insane. It was 23 steel chairs.

CeNation. Wwe reports that last night at approximatley 9pm est. It terminated its contract with cousin of john cena, juan. The wwe wishes juan the best of luck in his future endeavors.

We in the Great White North but you can bite my White South!

I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit bootie?

You're The Grinch, Cole! That's why you don't like it.

Festus, you're such a great listener.

I think Trent Baretta looks like Ashton Kutcher.

Well if I was hanging out with The Bellas, I'd be pretty big too.

I think about my life and what's important to me sometimes. Working for WWE and being a Diva has really been the only thing that's made me feel great about myself.

I just want to say one thing...Thank you Eddie!

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

Alex Riley is a star - he looks like a star, acts like a star. He is a star.

Alex Riley does a lot of things for me. I teach him so many things.

I don't have an attitude! And it CERTAINLY... doesn't need to be adjusted!

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!

You've got a man-beast, and a ho-beast.

Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole.

Looks like he's dressed for court.

Does Michael Cole deserve to take Jim Ross' place as a commentator?

The only thing strong about the French Army is their damn body odor.

Just like Brad Pitt and what's her name!

Lita on the other hand, she's rated NC-17, which means No Cold sores in 17 days.

Welcome to the New Raw!

I would like to talk about my Mama, for a bit.

WWE asked me to be in the Hall of Fame, and I turned it down. You know why? They put Pete Rose in the wrestling Hall of Fame. This guy can't even get into his own Hall of Fame.

You obey Wade Barrett's orders and you disrespect every person who has ever been champion. Including yourself.

Michael Cole loves me and I love it!

Batista does look pretty mad.

Hello...911? I'd like to report a robbery, looks like Trish and Tomko stole the show!

Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise.

If Stone Cold was to become champion, as of now, that would be a public-relations corporate nightmare.

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

If he's the king, I'm the prince.

And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!

Welcome to Miz-fest 2010! It's all going A-Ry.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

I'm not afraid of a party!

Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?

You can't say the secret word!

I thought that was fantastic. We were working on that the other night, actually.

You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!

Oh my god will you shut the front door already!