Wwe Quotes

Just when it's the two of us, he doesn't whine as much.

The Miz can out brawl Randy Orton. Out wrestle him, out shine him, out smart him and out class him.

Whether you like it or not, this man is the future of the WWE and I really wouldn't talk to him like that. Because he is The Miz and he is awesome.

I'll take care of this. All you had to do was ask.

Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!

Randy Orton is dangerous and that man is delusional!

And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!

We're almost like Bonnie & Clyde. Of course, he's Bonnie and I'm Clyde.

Me and Miz are one and the same. I share some of the qualities he has and I need to learn some things from him, but there's absolutely no jealousy here between the two of us.

Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.

My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.

I do everything The Miz needs me to do. I make sure everything goes smoothly. If I can get involved in the match when the referee is not looking. You know, we have to keep the title!

The relationship with WWE obviously has gotten better because after my name has been shoved down their throats from 2K Games for the past years, they finally passed off on it. They finally okayed it.

I see the rodeo's in town again.

The only thing they recognize is a buffet

The Haas is here! And you can't see me!

My name is CHL. That's Charles Haas Layfield.

Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior!

Queen Elizabeth, she's the ultimate hypocrite!

Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.

My name's Punk. CM Punk.

William Regal, what does besmirched mean?

WWE is a space where I thrived, and I loved, and I still do. I love connecting with an audience; that is the greatest thing about going back to WWE.

And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.

Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!

Down goes Cena! Down goes Cena! Down goes Cena!

Vince McMahon is one of the greatest storytellers of all time, but WWE's not striving for the kind of innovation it's capable of.

I think I'm vision-impaired!

Two beautiful women crashing and burning for the sake of the Women's Championship!!!

Cena, love him or not, connects with the ticket buying public better than any one in the biz. End of story.

My home is at the WWE. I truly do love performing. The atmosphere here isn't like anything else. It's truly where I belong.

Easy, Curious George! Get your grubby hands off of that wheel!

This must be Monday Night RAW, we just got a Wendy's chant.

What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.

Vickie... you got some 'splaining to do!

You're dressed up like the flag, somebody get him a pole! Oh, no, no, no, I know how you can get one. Go on a date, with Michael Cole.

Vince McMahon owns me.

And at points in the movie, John Cena is actually impervious to bullets!

You've go to have a heart to be in the WWE, but its got to be black. Just like me.

He's got a thing for Alex Riley.

Not only is he my broadcast partner, but we travel together so much, he's become like my best friend.

You're the Sue Sylvester of NXT.

These guys like each other almost as much as they like themselves.

There's a Viper in Mizville!

Todd, this is almost like your commentary! Dizzying!

It's so much fun for me to sit next to you here.

That's a beautiful purse. I carry a satchel.

Don't hate the player, Todd, hate the game.

She's taking pictures! Maryse, put it on Twitter!