Wwe Quotes

It's no secret that this is the only place I've ever wanted to work. When people ask me where I went to school, I tell them WWE University.

I'm tight with Zack Ryder so I've had a Zack Ryder t-shirt for quite some time.

I remembered my question! Did you find a partner?

Chavo or Kerwin White or whatever his name is! He called me stupid.

OK, thank you Yoshi. Between you, Vladimir, and Maryse, I won't understand a word this entire season.

The winner of NXT, the winner of my heart.

I thought you were going to break out into the running man, Carlton?

You're putting me to sleep, Michael.

Kelly Kelly really graduated from high school?

First of all, Vickie's wearing purple. She looks like Barney.

Ever since I came to the WWE four years ago, there's been one home for Rey Mysterio. SmackDown! In this ring, in this very ring is where I won the World Title. This is my home. These are my people.

Oh yeah Kurt? You plan on getting the 1-2-3? But not if I hit you first with the 6-1-9!

I DID IT!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

It doesn't matter what I said!

I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?

Since we ate taking orders, get me some sunchips!

I wouldn't want to be anyone to usurp the authority of the WWE.

I'm a real American baby!

You know what they say about guys with big hands.

Michael Cole is a visionary!

He also knows what king of protein I like, what T-shirts I like, how I like my dry cleaning to be done. He also knows how I like my stuff folded and put away into drawers.

Just heard who made who by ac/dc and asked a ry what movie? He had no idea. Disappointed. He will be doing my laundry today.

I had Alex Riley out there as well and he's jumping up and down excited. You know, hugging me and the fans are going nuts and booing me.

Today I was in the gym benching 400 pounds. A-Ry is my witness to this.

He's got himself, and he's got a beard. That's all Chris Jericho needs.

Here's the irony of this moment on Smackdown: Jimmy crack corn and I DO care.

I would comment on the scene, but I've never kissed a woman so I don't really have anything to add.

Today is a day of remembrance that is heavy on my heart.

You had some unexpected help. You had help from God! Essentially, it became a handicap match! Me vs you and God!

The next thing you're going to tell me is Daniel Bryan is the United States Champion.