Wwe Quotes

Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking.

Fix him so I can break him again!

Every single night, I swear, EVERY NIGHT!! EVERY NIGHT!! I DELIVER! I deliver.

After watching that, I gotta admit, I am awesome!

Welcome to Raw, is, Jericho!

I pride myself on being a Legend Killer.

It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.

And right now, you two jackwagons are right in the middle of my living room and I'm coming to take out the trash.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you.

It's gonna be a slobberknocker!

Better than that orange crap you wear!

Did you ever notice that America is shaped like one big, giant toilet bowl?

Hell you're Shawn Michaels! The greatest wrestler of all time!

I just want everyone to know that even though Hogan won at Summerslam I still pinned him 1, 2, 3.

My rookie is manly, so manly, oh so manly his name is Derrick Bateman.

Shawn Michaels - the greatest WWE champion of all time!

I just want everybody to know, on a personal note, from me, sincerely, it was all his fault.

Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!

If you're having trouble finding someone to play with, why don't you just go play with yourself.

I will take what is mine and keep it for as long as i want

I'm your genetic jackhammer!

There was only a handful of guys who were even qualified to work at the WWE.

Ahhh, Wade. Wade, you're just so stupid.

For me, I don't go in the backdoor. That's the one thing I don't do.

When you're with the nWo, when you're with Hollywood, you're just...too...sweet!

Shut your role and know your mouth.

You will never ever be the same again!

Security, we have a jumper! Security?

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

So. How was your week?

Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line.

2001 King of the Ring? I really like the sound of that! That REEKS OF ROYALTY! So begins the ERA OF AWESOMENESS!

I'm The Legend Killer, Shawn! Why? 'Cause I kill Legends!

Whom would you like to put throught a table next? The entire cast of New Moon. They're trying to portray vampires, but they look like a bunch of sissy models.

I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.

Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!

Tell your little mascot to get out of here, cause I have no problem flippin' the bird.

You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!

I'm a third generation superstar.

There's a new sexy boy now!

I'm not sure the ring is big enough to hold both these egos!

Ladies and Gentleman, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS.

The single greatest moment of my life happened in Toronto, Canada!

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.

Well Stephanie, I'd like to thank you for giving me such a kind Christmas gift, but unfortunately I didn't get you any gifts. But then again, what can you get for the girl whose had everyone?

Now I've wrestled alotta countries!

The Youngest World Heavyweight Champion in History!

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!