Wwe Quotes

Ladies and Gentleman, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS.

Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!

Before me, there were no moonsaults, there were no Litacanranas!

People ask me what my favorite WWE era is. It's now, because I'm living it.

Is he under the influence or something?

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.

Is there a better wrestling villain on TV these days than CM Punk? Arguable question but for my sauce, Punk is right there at the top of the heap with a handful of his peers.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

I'm going to take the legend of Hulk Hogan and kill it!

So Carlito think about this: all the apple-biting.

The sun. I hate the sun.

Besides singing "Jump Around" to all the WWE superstars in the locker room? Uh... I enjoy listening to music, pumping up, and getting really muscular and oily. I like to oil myself before.

Sometimes there's more important things in life than being in the ring, like family, like us, & being in love.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

Drink up, England... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die.

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something!

It doesn't matter what your name is!

Yeah, I can dig that... SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!

Roddy how many times have you won a World Championship?

Tear to a glass eye. Tear to a glass eye.

I am the best wrestler in the world.

It doesn't matter what you think!

Why am I arguing with a computer?

Oh, and by the way, I'm gonna beat you tonight, and I'm gonna enjoy every second of it. Au revoir!

I've got just 3 words: Ain't I Great?

I haven't backed down from a fight in my life, and I won't start tonight.

I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.

Eddie's up there. He's lyin' to somebody, he's cheatin' somebody, and he's stolen all of our hearts.

We are going to stand together, united.

Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it.

Nobody does ladders like Jeff Hardy.

This is a shining example of never quit, never give up, & never say never. I proved everyone wrong.

I'm sorry Dolph, but around here, you gotta earn respect.

Shawn Michaels is and always will be a WWE Guy. HBK was birthed in the WWE, and that is where he will remain.

And when you're actually finally done, and you still got 5 pieces left over, all they wanna do is play with the box!

These people want you to quit just like CM Punk did.

It was so cute and she was so shy. Someone told me that Randy Orton went up and hugged her and she wouldn't let go. It was kind of cute.

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!

Until you announce me as the #1 contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels.

One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!

So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.

I am fat and I don't care.

Novak! Take the blazer off before you punch, it will help. Take it off. Hey, that's from Express.

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!

I am a champion who makes an impact.

WHOAAAA. THERE GOES CODY RHOOOOODESSSS. WHOAAAA. YOU'RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORSSSSSSS. WHOAAAA. YOU'RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORSSSSSSS. What's up, man?

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.

It was me, Dad, that hired Stone Cold back. Dad, it was me!