Wwe Quotes

See! I just kicked Stan!!!

Well, my work is done here. Thanks, boys!

I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that?

You know what's funny to me? You know what's really funny to me? The fact that you've been calling Lita the walking kiss of death, but tonight.. the walking KOD beat the walking STD.

I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.

We have the worst security!

My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table.

If it looks stupid on a rooster, it's probably gonna look stupid on you.

EDGE WINS! EDGE WINS! EDGE WINS!

We refer to the TLC Match as totally lacking coolness.

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

There's no way I can tag team with Randy Orton; he just wears too much baby oil!

I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

The only reason you're undefeated at WrestleMania is because you've never faced me at WrestleMania.

I realized my dream and was proud to be a Superstar. I never won a title, but being hired by WWE and being a Superstar, to me, was like winning a championship.

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

Seriously. Thank you all. In that ring w/all of u watching was THE best place for me for a very long time. Thx for the memories.

UFC is not a competitor to the WWE because we are entertainment and UFC is competitive sport. It's very different.

I'm actually even thinking of stealing the Walls of Jericho and turning in into the Walls of Miz.

Trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives are aren't there and get massages, it happens all the time. It means 'nothing'.

When I was on Raw, I was like Julius Caesar, an all-powerful conquering hero who became so powerful that everyone around him had to conspire against him.

Oh, Cena. You must think that I was born yesterday.

This is not the Spanish announce table!

This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to Paul Levesque

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.

Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.

Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.

Matt Hardy's quicker than a hiccup.

To hell with Trish's nose!

Nice to see Christian return as he's been on the injured list for months. 'Captain Charisma' is due to have a big 2011. Very skilled, underrated talent.

Me Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain. God built me strong. Forget to give me brain.

Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

... and that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg!

You're too damn selfish!

Oh my God! It's a blackout!

So this is what SmackDown looks like.

Lord knows, if it's on the internet, it's got to be true!

Well the truth is, Santino didn't beat me, because I beat myself.

Oh, I don't know about that, Jericho. See, when it comes to the bedroom, The Game always came up a little bit... short.

You're right John! I can't see you! Your movies aren't in theaters long enough!

Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.

I'm Vince McMahon, dammit, let's hear it!

Take care and spike your hair. WWWYKI!

Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.

Women, they are mysterious creatures!

I wish you the beast of luck!

I would, but I know where that hand's been.

Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada.

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.