Wwe Quotes

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If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.

But I want you to know, and I want you to have it very clear that I did NOT quit on each and everyone of you. No. Because you guys have never quitted on me.

I pinned Kurt Angle two weeks ago in that tag match...so...I think I've proven that I can hang with the Olympic Hero.

Someone said DX over here? It was this dipshit with the cowboy hat over here.

Release your inner Kane.

We know you're stashing him, Cena!

I walked backstage, standing ovation. Everyone was backstage clapping.

If he wants some, come - well I don't wanna say that!

Come on, Chris. It'll be just you, me, and the great, wide open over here.

Room service. You like me fluff pillow?

That really hurt my feelings, bro.

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.

The CM stands for Cole Miner.

I can literally hear you getting fatter.

This face was given to me by God!

'You can't see me'? What are you playing? Peekaboo?

The fact of the matter is this: Austin can take his ball, and go home. But as far as The Rock is concerned, as far as I'm concerned, this is home.

And I quote, Michael Cole is still a massive tool!

Nobody cares about Michael Cole!

I really like The Dudleyz' new attire. It has that whole Bushwhackers 2000 feel.

When you're nWo, you're nWo for life.

Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great.

I don't wanna wrestle Big Show tonight because I'm scared that he's gonna eat me!

If you continue to act now and be a member of the WWE Universe, you will see the same footage from... another... camera angle.

I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!

For the past 9 years, the WWE has been my home!

Well, just another thing that Michael Cole brings to Monday Night Raw, he invited Laycool here, for whatever reason.

Children love me, dammit!

If you're looking for someone who can beat the RAW divas, perhaps you should choose someone who's beaten every diva on RAW.

I'll fight anyone, at any time!

Every day that I bring this World Title home with me, I realize it's a gift. It's a blessing. And this? This has been the biggest, the BIGGEST ride of my life.

Not only will I beat you tonight...I'll beat you this Sunday and become World Heavyweight Champion!

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

What I do in my own time, is my business.

I started something with Test, but I don't know what it was.

The man who will be the future of the WWE. He will be right under me. He is the man, he is the myth, he is the legend, soon to be.. he is, Alex Riley.

Something stinks here, and this time, it's not just him.

Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful.

That's Right! I Own the WCW!

Punk, I see you as a hypocritical, manipulative waste of skin.

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.

This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!

We share a lot in common, attitude wise.

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.

Silly me, Mr. Butterfingers.

So Stephanie.. you wanna say let the bodies hit the floor... I would say... let the boobies hit the floor!