Ya Contemporary Quotes
I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark.
Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on her.
So…while we’re sitting here on this luxury yacht enjoying our bread and water, why doesn’t someone tell me the plan?
Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?
Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?
Don’t worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good.
Didn’t you read the invitation? There’s going to be a game in a little while--the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread.
Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man.
Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when ‘Land Down Under’ plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America.
Pretty great view. You think they’d do something about the sharks.
You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.
For someone named Alice, you’re really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia.
Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?
Oh, Alice, you haven’t even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time’s right I don’t think I’ll have to ‘try’ to have my way with you. I just WILL.
The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?
Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.
Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.
Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of limited, if you know what I’m sayin’.
Hey, I’m an art lover, ” protested Ramirez. “I love Thomas Kinkade. Painter of Light, you know what I’m sayin’?”Beverly’s smile froze. “Yes, quite.
She was partial to the tie. Not too long ago he did unspeakable things to her with that tie.
If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.
Who needed Prozac when a girl could get Pillsbury without a prescription?" ~Allie Shelby, Personal Assets
If you were mine, I’d make love to you every chance I got, so whenever we were apart, you’d still feel me inside you.
I hate studying and I hate partying. But I'm okay with motocross. And muscles.Motocross and Muscles. Now that should be a Lifetime movie.
Slow-slow-quick-quick-slow went her heart.“Damn, I love the tango, ” he whispered, tickling her ear.
The day had come when he needed Cassy, and Cassy alone. No one, and nothing else, would satisfy him.
Her brain said, he’s like a brother to you. Her body rejected that notion absolutely. Her heart was confused as hell.
You're not a nuthatch, Laurie.""Oh, but I am. I'm totally upside down. I'm a very backward kind of guy.
We're all princes and princesses, at 5, 50, or 100! It's never too late, we're never too old to rock the world and contribute! Reaching for intimacy in all relationships? Delicious.
Oh, Troy? He’s no one. He wanted something more from me than I could give.”“Friends with benefits?” Laurie asked, blushing as he said it.“More like frenemies with benefits.
Whatever it was that came over him that night pulled a cord—her laugh, or her surprise gasp slipping out to think he’d do something so bold.
It felt terrific. It felt deeper and richer than laughter. It felt like opening a door and tumbling headfirst into a pile of feathers.
I want you to say it, so I know you'll never forget. I want to hear you say my name.
How had she ever thought sleeping with him would be a stress reliever, when he was the biggest producer of her stress?
So go love someone that wants to love you back. Whoever that lad is will be one lucky person.
You are mine, November. Until the day you leave this earth, you are mine.
I turn my head so that he doesn't see my smile and secretly curse him for making me feel special.
LEELANDfor all my sinsI have forbidden wings
...Because I have a a serious medical condition. Gabe shook his head ruefully. It's called foot-in-mouth disease.
Unable to help himself, he offered her a smile and stared into those eyes as he tapped his mouth. “I think you missed.
How old are you?”“Old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it again.
What are you wearing?" "Coveralls. Shit-kickers. Long, latex gloves." He blinked. "can't wait to see you take them off.
Before she could ponder what on earth he meant or come up with a proper response, he took their charade a step further.He kissed her.
Keisha said... I'm going to ride you so hard you might regret seeking shelter here.Gabe replied... IF you don't, I'm gonna need to go back out and throw myself into a snowbank just to cool off
I'd rather have weeks, days, hours with you happy and content than a lifetime filled with regret.
