Yo Mama Quotes

Yo Mama Quote of the day

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

Let me tell you something. I ain't scared of nothing. I came out my mama.

I yearn for that livin' large, but mama I ain't done yet/Sit back and watch your son rise, kick back and know your son set

Mama had an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work.

Dear mama, yo baby boys doing fine tell the homies I'm in heaven and they aint got hoods.

If a man loves you . . . he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancée, his wife, his baby's mama, something.

Some kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma Jazz.'

Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at the sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground.

Thank you Mama for the nine months you carried me through/…No one knows the pressure you bear a just only you.

I've dated the sweet mama's boy, the musician rocker, the struggling artist - basically a lot of people without jobs.

I've dated a number of 'mama's boys.'

Growing up, I had a very busy social life. It wasn't until I was a sophomore in high school that I asked Mama if I could come into the kitchen and have her teach me how to cook something.

Them that's got shall get, Them that's not shall lose. So the Bible says, And it still is news. Mama may have, Papa may have, But God bless the child that's got his own.

Nobody controls me but my mama and God.

Got ants in my pants and I need to dance, so big fine mama, come give me a chance.

Any man who doesn't love his mama can't be no friend of mine.

I'm the only hell my Mama ever raised.

Now up and atom it's on, I was raised to be strong, and mama told me be a thug since the day I was born. The fame was a plot to try a change me, and what's strange is nobody knew my name.

June 16, 1971, mama gave birth to a Hell rasing heavenly son.

Ain't a woman alive that could take my mama's place

When my Mama asks me will I ever change, I tell her yeah... But it's clear I will always be the same until the end of time.

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

Mama, Mama, put me to bed I won’t make it home, I’m already half-dead I met an Invalid, and fell for his art He showed me his smile, and went straight for my heart.

You know, nobody can ever cook as good as your mama.

Before you can see the Light, you have to deal with the darkness.

My mama told me when I was young we're all born SUPERSTARS!

When I was a baby, my mama told me son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns. But I shot a man in Reno.

My mama couldn't give me what I wanted. I had all right clothes, but the people I was with had better clothes. I felt that I had to have better clothes.

I wrote out the lyrics that I would do at MAMA 4~5 days in advance. After I said that, Zico hyung told me that it's dangerous to write lyrics quickly like that and that I should be carefully.

When I am dead, I will not hurt anymore, will it Mama?...When I am dead, build me a little monument of stones in the woods.

Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other would have been locked up for it.

I may drink too much and play too loud, hang out with a rough and rowdy crowd. That don't mean I don't respect my mama or Uncle Sam.

The variations I've composed on the graceful Neapolitan ditty, 'Oh Mamma, Mama Cara,' outshine everything. I can't describe it

My father had a very violent temper, and he was never home. So I was kind of a mama's boy.

My mama told me I was already in a hurry as a child. I even had measles and chicken pox at the same time

Well I should be sitting in an air-conditioned office in a swivel chair, talking trash to the secretary. Saying, hey now mama, come on over here.

Before you ask some girl for her hand now, keep your freedom for as long as you can now. My Mama told me, you better shop around.

I'm a mama's boy because everything I do is with respect to my mother. I won't do a movie or a video that would bring disrespect to my mother.

Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.

Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.

Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors.

I think my song that reminds me of Mama is "I'm A Survivor" because she is one.

I didn't have a mother; I had a mama. I measure other women by the stature of my mama.

Mama wanted me to be a preacher. I told her coachin' and preachin' were a lot alike.

Hollywood needs more women directors, and Mama Ava needs a carafe and a half of that sweet vino divino.

My mama didn't see it comin, my daddy was there. What's my excuse? Cartoons were the root. Started with Yosemite Sam With the gun in the palm of the hand, What couldn't I demand?

I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Every bit of land is a Holy land, and every drop of water is Holy water, and every single child is a son or a daughter of the one Earth mama, and the one Earth papa.

You almost felt sorry for the devil cause heaven knows he didn't have a prayer, when Mama prayed.