Your Dad Quotes

Your Dad Quote of the day

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'

You don't remember the times your dad held your handle bars. You remember the day he let go.

Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape.

There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.

I can be a rock star with a television show and still have a self-esteem problem. So it's nice to have your dad go, 'Hey Melissa, I'm proud of you - you're doing good.'

Did you work for the money to buy those earrings? Or did your Daddy buy those for you?

Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!

Fatherhood is the unending imperfect task of turning yourself into your dad while secretly maintaining the unbridled elation of your boyhood

I promise you, anybody given the choice of that kind of money or having to make a phone call to tell your dad that something like that has happened, it’s not worth it.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And, although, she's... wait... your mom's still... your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul.

I always wished my dad was there to intimidate my boyfriends or something. It's supposed to be your dad giving your guys friends the stink-eye for sneaking beer through your house, not your mom.

When I grew up, people said, 'You'll never be the man your dad was.' And I said, 'Gee, I hope not.'

I never got into fights with kids about whose dad is bigger and who can beat up who. What am I going to say? My dad can kill your dad when he's asleep?

Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!'

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

When your dad makes a living as a children's singer, you figure, 'I can do anything.' He made up his own job and did it.

When your dad's a cop, calling 911 is really just like calling Dad at work.

Gabrielle was insulted and didn't even bother to hide it. 'Oh, and I suppose you think your dad was alone when he free-climbed the Kyoto Banking Tower on a windy day last September.

When he hit it, I knew that it was my ball. But I had to catch it and it seemed like the hardest catch of my life. I said to myself, 'Two hands, just like your dad taught you.'

Sorry to hear about your Dad." He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him." "Heart attack?" "He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.

In a school where everyone is famous or rich or whatever, you have a culture, 'What does your dad do?' 'What does your mom do?

It's nice when your dad can be your friend.

I can't get over this. Dad isn't Sam's dad? Dad is a friend? How was I supposed to know that? People shouldn't be allowed to sign themselves as Dad unless they are your dad. It should be the law.

Eventually, it wasn't even your dad I wanted, just anybody. Anybody at all.

So, your dad's hot." "Thanks. He was that way when I met him, so I can't really take credit.

When you get older your dad becomes this other man rather than a scary man, and you have a friendship.

One day you will come to Montauk and see your dad playing the piano And see your other dad wearing glasses Hope that you will want to stay for a while Don't worry I know you'll have to go

I didn’t want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is there but used to have a few beers with your dad.

My dad is such a good man. You know how when you are a child you think your dad is invincible? Well, I still think that - he is so wise and everything I do I ask my dad's advice about first.

People who build family businesses are not classically trained. They have to deal with an enormous amount of politics. You think corporate politics are tough? Go work for your dad or your mom.

I don't want to wear your dad's clothes. He hates me." "You'd rather wear mine?" Nash scowled.

Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who?

That wasn't your mom in you—that was your dad.

A lot of times, it gets weird when some guy is playing your dad. It feels weird to you. It feels like they're forcing sentiment. It's disgusting.

This ring belongs to the black hand. He killed your dad.

Your dad didn't die, so I won't be able to explain it to you.

Body hair. You know when you're swimming as a kid and you want to crawl on your dad? None of us went anywhere near him. 'My god, a beaver! Everyone out of the pool!

Sunlight feels warm and rough against your skin like a kiss on the cheek from your dad.

Acting careers dont come out fully formed - not unless your name is Jaden Smith and your dad has done it all.

(Man, I wish life had emoticons, you know? So that when your dad pisses you off you could like click a mental button or something and just show him one of those rolleyes. That would rock) Anyway.

When your dad is a country music fan and you take long car trips, you become one too.

If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.