Your Husband Quotes

Your Husband Quote of the day

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

When you work on your own life, you are less likely to hyper focus on the imperfections of your husband.

One of the greatest gifts you can give your husband is your own wholeness.

Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority.

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.

Let you look to your own improvement before you go to judge your husband anymore.

You sleep with a man, that's your husband. So make sure before you lay down, you love him.

Your husband is the boss - and don't forget it.

Smile at each other. Smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other- it doesn't matter who it is- and that will help to grow up in greater love for each other.

Watching your husband become a father is really sexy and wonderful.

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you'll keep your husband.

Wear a towel instead of a coat, it’s very chic. Or your husband’s boxer shorts with a belt, or something from your grandmother. It’s all about do-it-yourself at the moment.

Why not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote yourself to it.

If you will learn the seriousness of life, and its beauty also, live for your husband; make him happy.

If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.

The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?'

Can you cook books and feed them to your husband? Stay at home with your mother. Learn to cook and clean. Grow vegetables.

If your husband is cheating on you, it doesn't mean that you need to get prettier -- it means he's a scumbag.

In three days," he continued, "I will be your husband. I will take a solemn vow to protect you until death do us part. Do you understand what that means?" "You'll save me from marauding minotaurs?

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.

It's easy to get lost in the baby. You have to make sure you give your husband attention.

Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

Just don't go to a place where everything is too expensive... it'll put your husband in a bad mood.

If there is no order in your relationship with your wife, with your husband, with your children, with your neighbour - whether that neighbour is near or very far away - forget about meditation.

Having your husband at a party is like adding anchovies to a salad. I love anchovies, but you can't taste anything else.

Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.

Every night, whisper "peace" in your husband's ear.

There is much to be said for exotic marriages. If your husband is a bore, it takes years longer to discover.

Your husband or your wife is the only person you can really choose to be your family and to have unconditional love with them.

Divorce is never easy, but it’s even more painful when you find out your husband is having an affair with a beautiful model fifteen years younger than you.

Your relationship with your husband should be an important part of your private life, but publicly you should be able to define yourself.

One day it was about getting married that mother talked with me, and I said I was so glad that when you didn't like being married, or got tired of your husband, you could get Unmarried.

You can live a wonderful life, you can love God with all your heart, and you can love your husband or wife very passionately and have a balance in your life. I live by balance.

So darlin' if your wonderin' why I brought you here tonight I wanna be your husband I want you to be my wife I ain't got much to give you but what I got means everything Its my last name

I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away.

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.

When you're a big money earner and your husband isn't, it makes you question how feminine you are. I felt I was less feminine than if I was a supporting wife, or a second fiddle, or 'Mrs. Higgins.

Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.

I don't flirt. It's disrespectful to your husband. I would never do that. I'm very devoted, and he's the same.

I'm a modern girl, but you should put your husband first. I like to think divorce is not an option.

I think you'll find, when you're married, that it isn't nearly so important for you to be interesting as it is to make your husband feel that he's interesting.

If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You'll feel much better.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

Well, you could become a Southern Baptist. I mean, instead of having to obey the Pope, you could just obey your husband.

If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.