Your Mom Quotes

Your Mom Quote of the day

It doesn't matter how old you are, or what you do in your life, you never stop needing your mom.

What's the ROI of your Mom?

There is nothing worse that a thirteen-year-old boy. You're embarrassed by your parents, and you're trying to find your independance because, deep inside, you are so dependent on your mom.

Teddy, Vern, Chris: I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. Aghhh! Gordie: And then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up.

Being young, and having your mom come to school with the laced-up hats and the crazy outfits are definitely moments to remember.

You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much. It was awesome she was backing me up and defending me.

What?” Simon looked alarmed. ”I‘m not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom isn’t a very attractive woman for her age.

Your mom was right when she told you never to discuss politics and religion because emotions run so high in those arenas. Especially religion.

Give your life to the one who already owns your breath and your moments.

When you're sick, nobody takes care of you like your mom.

Listen to your father who begot you, And do not despise your mother when she is old.

I bet your mom would let me." -Pigeon, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus-

His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And, although, she's... wait... your mom's still... your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul.

You big crybaby," I whispered into his ear. "Now you know why your mom warned you not to hit girls. Sometimes they hit back.

So when your mom walks in, turn down the volume and act like you're doing your homework.

I always wished my dad was there to intimidate my boyfriends or something. It's supposed to be your dad giving your guys friends the stink-eye for sneaking beer through your house, not your mom.

Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.

Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca?

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

Meanwhile,” Simon added, “I wanted to tell you that lately I‘ve been cross-dressing. Also, I‘m sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

This is your moment! Seize the opportunity to be great!

Be yourself! Love your mom, but if she's trying to get you to be someone you're not, she's in the wrong

Sometimes you just wish you could make a film and then have it on DVD so you can see your mom. But, no, I've never really had that moment. Not really. Not seriously.

I hate using this term [miracle]. I'm a man of science. I'm a doctor. I don't use this word. But he said, it's a miracle your mom's alive.

Treat a woman how you'd want someone to treat your mom.

People hate to describe their music. What we have come to call it is "beat up your mom" music. As far as describing what it sounds like, I guess you'd have to listen.

This is your moment. Own it.

One piece of advice that I would give to any young athlete or performer is remember to thank your mom.

Look to yourself for the answer - stop calling your girlfriends and stop calling your mom - you know if it's working or not, you either feel like a goddess or you don't

Culture, when it comes to food, is of course a fancy word for your mom.

A good mother loves fiercely but ultimately brings up her children to thrive without her.

I’m avampire. I havesecret powers ,” he said with a full-on fake Transylvanian accent, which he dropped to say, “Actually, your mom let me in.

Nana glanced at Ben. "I think your mom has catepillars in her ears. She keeps repeating everything I say like she can't hear me.

Your mom is a rainbow goddess?" "You got a problem with that?" "No, no. Rainbows. Very macho.

Your mom's in our business...she's in our business... Can't you see, girl, that your mom's trying to end this?

In a school where everyone is famous or rich or whatever, you have a culture, 'What does your dad do?' 'What does your mom do?

Here it is. My moment of zen.

I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.

Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork.

[On a strained relationship between a tennis champion and her mother:] There comes a time when it's probably not cool for your mom to be your best friend.

I guess if you are making more money than your mom and dad, you can set your own boundaries.

It’s much easier not to know things sometimes. And to have french fries with your mom be enough.

Your mom is my sunset, and you are my dawn.

You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

Did you see a doctor? (Syn) Yeah. It’ll heal. (Cruel) Did your mom say anything? (Syn) Clean the blood out of the carpet before it sets. What could she say? Better me than her. (Cruel)

You can write songs about your comic books and the girl or boy you sort of know and your mom and dad and it's all right there in front of you.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.

Everybody has weird dreams, but a usual weird dream is, okay, so your mom's driving a car and she's a dog.