Zombies Quotes

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Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.

I would like my life to be a movie so I could cut to a montage.

My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.

Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.

If you love someone, you're not supposed to want them to come back. Better a peaceful sleep in the earth than the life of a zombie--not really dead but not really alive, either.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

But no matter what happens to the surviving humans, there will always be the walking dead.

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.

Alive or dead, the truth won't rest. Rise up while you can.

...and we'll see what happens when we say Yes while this rigor mortis world screams No.

Is this muteness a real physical handicap? One of the many symptoms of being Dead?Or do we just have nothing left to say?

I feel the flatline of my existence disrupting, forming heartbeat hills and valleys

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.

Then he said in his most excellent Mick impression, "Your powers are useless against Ninja Lords, O great zombie hunter! Surrender or feel the sting of the shuriken!

Americans worship technology. It's an inherent trait in the national zeitgeist.

I will not negotiate with the undead!

I don't like zombie movies, they're just plain silly.

Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.

I said to him, "State your business, mortal!" There was no need for me to call him "mortal" or to speak like a sixteenth-century knight. It just sounded cool.

There is nothing so patient, in this world or any other, as a virus searching for a host.

Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving

When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.

It had occurred to him that if the undead don't realize that they are dead, he might easily be one of them himself.

Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

New York City in life was much like New York City in death. It was still hard to get a cab, for example.

How do I appear unthreatening when her lover's blood is running down my chin?

We are in the middle of what looks increasingly like the zombie apocalypse. Moaning people don't need help. Moaning people are intending to eat us.

This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy.

I just find it interesting that kids apparently used to cry when Bambi's mother died. George and I both held our breaths, and then cheered when she didn't reanimate and try to eat her son.

Good french cooking cannot be produced by a zombie cook.

Are we all just Dark Age doctors, swearing by our leeches? We crave a greater science. We want to be proven wrong.

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.

A man. A dead man. A dead man with no arms.

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you.

This was good, except that now I had two crazed, burning zombies standing between me and the exit, plus another one that wasn’t on fire. I had not thought this plan through at all.

Soft flesh is eaten by hard teeth.

Walking out in the middle of a funeral would be, of course, bad form. So attempting to walk out on one's own was beyond the pale.

Tony, Tony, come around, something's lost that can't be found.

Whip, " Walter echoed. "So there's an iPhone app for fighting zombies. Interesting.

Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.

What are you, Zombie Slayer Barbie?" The big man in the back barked a laugh. "You'll pay for that one.

I totally don't know what to do." He got up and started pacing. "Am I supposed to get you a present? Or maybe a card. I'm completely lost.

That's what's happening... zombies are out... but in hour movie... not in series.

When you see zombies, they're typically in a horde. A big group close together, as if they were just holding hands before you saw them and they quickly let go.

Mindless violence against the undead?” said Zzzap. “Count me in.

Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.

Zombies don't bother me, sir, " Faith said, dimpling cutely. "They're insane, hungry, angry animals. They won't kill me from professional courtesy, sir.

Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.

Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?

You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.