Zombies Quotes

We're all guilty of saying insincere things at one point or another, if only just to make the moment not totally suck as much as it truly does.

Demons, werewolves, zombies--they're all supposed to be for entertainment purposes only.

It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

I don’t know why I told you all those things, but I did. Maybe it was because I’m a drunk, and sometimes drunks like to confess.

If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It’s always been afantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders.

S’up?” he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. “N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old.

Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me.” “I know, ” he smirks. “Can I get back in your bed now?

If I can face a street full of rabid zombies, I can tell a boy I like him. Right?

There is no way of stopping death, not here. You can prolong it. But at some point, it is bound to catch up to you.

His question is pretty dangerous for me to try to answer, so I don’t—it continues to hang out there like the stained underwear at a slumber party that goes unclaimed.

The sunken grave would fade away, probably in my lifetime. If I could avoid killer zombies for a few years. And vampires. And gun-toting humans. Oh, hell, the hot-spot would probably outlast me.

I’ve been itching to kill a zombie lately. Can I take the lead on this one, dad?

A father’s only dream is to hear his daughter ask to kill some zombies. Go for it, sweetie. Make this old man proud.

We never surrendered. We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope.

The real zombie-apocalypse is the pandemic of drama and mediocrity.

Are you telling me that vampires and werewolves are the reason America won the Revolutionary War?, ” I asked, dumbfounded.

Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees.

It ain’t how hard you are when you’re standing over top of someone that really matters. It’s how hard you are when someone’s standing over top of you that shows what you’re made of.

Excuse me if I feel skeptical, ' I said. 'Coach's foot fell off. How exactly do you propose to cure that? Superglue?

Alice is fictional. This isn't.

Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing.

Don't burn the corpse!Zombies don't like fire!

He was drop-dead gorgeous and I, well I was just ... dead." (Tera Hightower, Dead Chick Walking)

[Reggie] had a way of picking the bad ideas, which is why we should’ve just said no.(from GAMELAND Episode 1: Deep into the Game)

He was a contented dragon, not a tame one.

He had taken to asking himself WWPD? (What Would Pia Do?)

Aryal whispered, "If I start slapping people, I might not be able to stop.

Dragos, I'm beginning to feel like we're travel cursed. Something always happens when we go away.

Avoid stress, the doctor had said. Eat lots of good food and enjoy this little mysterious bun cooking in the oven. Ha!

She smiled and whispered, "I'm kissing you right now." He swore softly, frustration evident in the snap of his voice. "I'm kissing you too." With that she had to be content enough to walk away.

He told her, You are a wise woman. Pleasure warmed her voice. I do have my moments, don't I?

The universe can bring it. We'll deal with whatever may happen together.

Nothing good is free, and nothing free is good. You want the world to change, you have to force that change behind gun smoke and lead. Blood is the price, always and ever, if you want to buy freedom.

I have to get stronger, harder, and faster. The only way to get hard enough to walk the Apocalypse Road is in the crucible of battle.

No and no you are wrong... the problem is that they don't see who are the targets so they kill all.(28 Weeks Later)

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.

So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.

You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.

Is there anything hotter than a cute guy who is also armed and dangerous? I think not.

Oh, you're a picky sort, huh?" He laughed. "That takes balls, being choosy at a time like this.

At least with zombies I know my enemy and I know what to do: Aim and shoot. It's not so easy with people.

What an excellent father you have, girls!' said she, when the door was shut. 'Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us.

He wasn't my type -- my type was more the skinny hipster boys in girl jeans and thick glasses, a.k.a. the first ones to go during the outbreak -- but the sight still had me staring.

Beth from accountingis just sitting in her careating spaghetti.

Fine, but if and when the zombies team up with the mummies to take over the world, you can't live in my underground bunker.

Everything's better with zombies - NOT

Isn't it wonderful when people do that, when you put all your faith in their being selfish and self -centered and not giving a damn and it turns out, all that time, you were wrong?

I just don’t understand why anyone would want to get their caffeine in a less-efficient form.

Somewhere deep inside, his humanity had been shaken by something so unnatural, so foreign in its essence, his very being withdrew from it...

Little old laidesspeed away in their wheel chairs, frightened meals on wheels.