1 in 5 people have dandruff. 1 in 4 people have mental health problems. I've had both.

Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.

Why, when you have a mental disease, is it always considered an act of imagination? Why is it that every organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy except the brain?

I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.

Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.

People who say ... they're perfectly fine [are] more insane than the rest of us.

For me mindfulness is like building a house, so the next time the tsunami that is depression comes I'll have a structure in place to resist it.

How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?

College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.

By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.

Only if you're kind to yourself, can you be kind to others.

Armour... is part of a state of mind... in which you admit the possibility... of being hit.

Become what you would want to marry, as in, become like the person that you would want to marry.

I haven't always been the person I am today. I came into loving myself more than anything or anyone else.

Monarch, thou wishest to cover thyself with glory; be the first to submit to the laws of thy empire.

Being an atheist is a matter not of moral choice, but of human obligation.

Advice can be like cod liver oil, easy enough to administer but not so pleasant to take for anybody.

That which, perhaps, hears more nonsense than anything in the world, is a picture in a museum.

This is the United States of America and unfortunately, race still matters to a lot of people. The evil head of racism doesn't hide, it sticks its head up.

I wasn't a child at 13, were you?

I was the fastest typist in my school, and I had an obsession with spelling and memorizing.