2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other for a change.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

I didn't know I was a slave until I found out I couldn't do the things I wanted.

Suspicion is an owl that flies when the light is bad and catches only vermin for food.

WHEN YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT, YOU CAN AFFORD TO KEEP YOUR TEMPER; AND WHEN YOU ARE IN THE WRONG, YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE IT.

History tells you if dictators are not stopped in time, they cause more damage.

Friendship means only one thing: you don't create fences around you, but try to remove fences from the life of another person.

The will to be oneself is heroism

Everything when I was a kid was illustrated.

I would advise budding writers some other kind of job, unless they think they're very, very lucky.

On 'Justified,' we're driving all around Southern California trying to find a location that we can call Kentucky.

I have the thermometer in my mouth and I am listening to it all the time.