2001 King of the Ring? I really like the sound of that! That REEKS OF ROYALTY! So begins the ERA OF AWESOMENESS!

If you talk about it, it's a dream, if you envision it, it's possible, but if you schedule it, it's real.

My heart only ever had one thought, one want. One need. Despite all, in spite of all...All my heart has ever wanted is you.

Just because one person's problem is less traumatic than another's doesn't mean they're required to hurt less

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

You were the missing piece of my soul, the breath in my lungs, and the blood in my veins.

I was using the word awesomeness while you were still in high school, popping zits.

After watching that, I gotta admit, I am awesome!

Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you.

Wrestling pretty much consumes my thoughts. I think for people that are really successful in this business, that's the way it is.

Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line.

be-careful for what you wish for it may be seeking you as well...

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

She had other friends--friends that wouldn't leave her. She had the cats.

People say that the most expensive piece of medical equipment is the doctor's pen. It's not that we make all the money. It's that we order all the money.

Past is deaf. Future is mute. Present is blind.

Hunting is a relic of the barbarism that once thirsted for human blood, but is now content with the blood of animals.

Virtue knows to a farthing what it has lost by not having been vice.

Torch songs are confessions. They are an expression of feeling that cannot be concealed or contained or minimized. They are marked by anguish, yes, but also by yielding.

Everything will take care of itself.

It is vanity to desire a long life and to take no heed of a good life.