42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Maybe life is not about accomplishing some bullshit markers.

A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.

As somebody who campaigned to leave the EU, I believe we have a bright future ahead of us- but we have to get it right.

The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness.

There will never be another now - I'll make the most of today. There will never be another me - I'll make the most of myself.

It is a ruined-world, a nonsense-place.

Just have a little bit of something that you want. Don't overdo it.

I'm not the next anyone, I'm the first Maria Sharapova.

I just don't want to be the little wife sitting at home. I want to do something worthwhile.

The people of Nebraska are for free silver and I am for free silver. I will look up the arguments later.