43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Dance while you can move your being.

Every word spoken is a reflection of your inner beliefs!

We are all gifted, but we have to discover the gift, uncover the gift, nurture and develop the gift and use it for the Glory of God and for the liberation struggle of our people.

God has never ceased to be the one true aim of all right human aspirations.

I dont think being black has held me back at all. Being black makes you strong.

I grew up doing musicals. I've done so many musicals in my life, I kind of got them out of my system. But, I certainly would be open to them. Rocky Horror Show is a big favorite of mine.

I don't know anyone who ever got deferred pay. I'm the first of my friends to ever actually get a deferred paycheck.

Giving calls for genius.

No matter what we've done or where we've been, every single one of us can change.

Let us live like those who expect to die, and then we shall find that we feared death only because we were unacquainted with it.