50% of Americas population spends less than 10 dollars a month on romance. You know what we call these people? Men!

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us as much as the word telephone or motor car.

That all men are equal is a proposition to which at ordinary times no sane individual has ever given his assent.

I didn't even listen to any music until I was 19, really. I just wanted to be famous. But I didn't say it to anyone because I was really embarrassed at the thought.

I have been extremely proactive in putting myself up for characters that may have been meant to specifically be Caucasian. You bring an interesting angle to the character that isn't written.

Obviously, movies don't almost ever shoot in sequence.

As a pastor our main ministry is exhortation.

Marriage can be compared to a cage: birds outside it despair to enter, and birds within, to escape.

Enterprise Washington is economic development in areas of high unemployment around the state of Washington.

I decided I can't pay a person to rewind time, so I may as well get over it.

The most important things are that you are honest with yourself and that making music comes from your heart