'9 to 5,' that little song, that little story, just won't ever end. Just like 'I Will Always Love You,' it just keeps comin' back, popping up its head in one way or another.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Freedom is not to defy, it is to co-exist. It is a challenge for the imagination

Without empathy, there'd be no harmony in diversity

America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.

The message was that if something is free, you should only take the best. If, on the other hand, you're forced to pay, it's best to lower the bar and not be so choosy.

Whenever you talk about writing I think you have to remember that it all has a big question mark over it - every word has a big question mark over it.

Eroticism is the approval of life unto death.

Human vocabulary is still not capable, and probably never will be, of knowing, recognizing, and communicating everything that can be humanly experienced and felt.

I make money using my brains and lose money listening to my heart. But in the long run my books balance pretty well.

There is little hope of equity where rebellion reigns.

I'm very sorry if I offended anybody. I'd like to put it in the past now. What's done is done. I regret it.