90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves

Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.

A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.

Cheryl Cole got malaria...well I guess that answers the question what do you give someone who has everything

when michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's that little black kid singing my songs?!'

people say churches are half empty, they're not, they're too big

The great commandment is that we preach the gospel to every creature, but neither God nor the Bible says anything about forcing it down people's throats.

My only sketch profile of heaven is a large blue sky and larger than the biggest I have seen in June-and in it are my friends-every one of them.

I've learned that I'm most powerful when I'm doing my art.

The key to organizing an alternative society is to organize people around what they can do, and more importantly, what they want to do.

I am proud of being in a U.S. federal prison and surviving it.

I gave thee what could not be heard What had not been given before The beat of my heart I gave !

Cruelty depends on an understanding of cruelty, and the ability to choose against it. Or to choose to ignore it.

No! let me taste the whole of it, fare like my peers, The heroes of old, Bear the brunt, in a minute pay glad life's arrears Of pain, darkness and cold.

Paper Moon didn't bring me love.

True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.