A 5 yr. old's definition of nursery school: "A place where they teach children who hit, not to hit, and children who don't hit, to hit back."

A Minneapolis, Minnesota high school teacher hung this sign under the clock in her classroom. "Time will pass...Will you?"

Freely we received, freely we give.

The truth is that if you do not join the way of godliness, then you do not have any reason to complain when the ungodly are busy planning and making the pathway of ungodliness.

Write down five character traits you admire most in your personal heroes. You now have a list of traits to emulate in your own life.

Unconsciousness spontaneity instinct ... hold us to the earth and dictate the relatively good and useful.

I mean, every thought starts over, so every expression of a thought has to do the same. every accuracy has to be invented... I feel I am blundering in concepts too fine for me.

I don't really concentrate on Urban AC or whatever. I don't concentrate on genres or how people section off songs for radio.

The beauty of Twitter is that more and more people are flocking to it because it's shrinking their world.

Whilst weakness and timidity keep us to our duty, virtue has often all the honor.

Seventy-five percent of all Americans believe that angels are real. Which is amazing when you consider that forty percent of all Americans think DNA evidence is unreliable.

I would host a show where I take famous people out into the woods every week to find Bigfoot. I would do that. And you know what? We would find him in like a week.