A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

I can see clearly now, my brain is gone.Lucy

Death wins nothing here, gnawing wings that amputate––then spread, lift up, fly.

Justice doesn’t talk. It sings!

In academic life you seek to state absolute truths in politics you seek to accommodate truth to the facts around you.

If you make a careless choice, you can really ruin things and it can take awhile for them to repair.

I have an intensive hatred for discrimination based on colour.

When Lila was born, "I felt like, now I've got a partner in crime".

I started doing roles and working with people that I really respected and became passionate about the art form of acting. And I'm still trying to figure it out. Still learning.

It was shepherds who were the first to recognize a king that the rest of the world refused to acknowledge.

Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.