A Black Belt under the Nogueira Brothers is like saying I got a free toy in my happy meal

Wanderlei Silva, six feet tall and 205 pounds, boy, until I met you, I didn't know they could stack crap that high.

If you're not willing to go too far, you'll never go far enough in life.

When you’re the best fighter in the world today, they don’t call you a great fighter. They call you Chael Sonnen.

Send anyone you want, but don't send anyone you want back.

When I was young they used to call me 'The Foreman,' not because I was in charge but because I did the work of four men.

Fighting is an expression. It's a form of speech, and that's why they call it martial arts. It's an art.

Even if I thought I could get a submission I'm not laying underneath a grown man with my legs spread on worldwide TV. Some guys subscribe to that theory but I am a Republican and we don't do that.

Never piss off a gangster.

Whether I want to be at practice or not, I show up every day. Whether I'm healthy or I'm sick or hurt or tired, I show up every day.

GSP is good, but don't get me wrong he better stay at 170 with the other midgetts.

And I knowThe scariest part is letting goCause love is a ghost you can’t control

The painter constructs, the photographer discloses.

Top doctors, I have come to believe, are as big a menace to your health as top money managers are to your bank account. They are almost never available to talk to.

Jim Leighton is looking a sharp as a tank

We have arguments [with my father] and we had a lot of arguments in the years when I was at Michigan.

People know me for up-tempo songs because of my hits.

Yes, it benefits the planet, but I don't lead with the green message anymore because I think there's a more evergreen way to look at it, which is efficiency.

Ask him what time it is and he'll tell you how the watch was made.

Beware of people who constantly assert their integrity and honor. People of character don't have to point it out.

It's so much easier to know who you are when there aren't a thousand people telling you who they think you are.