A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him.

Even the police have an unlisted number.

People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door

Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy.

I don't write about you because you don't deserve to be immortalised in my words.I'll leave you to float around in my mind until forgetfulness comes to take you away.

Love is the purest religion and the most destructive addiction!

Everybody's a dreamer.

Antithesis is the narrow gateway through which error most prefers to worm its way towards truth.

Perhaps the only true dignity of man is his capacity to despise himself.

Don't depend too much on anyone.

Let's face the music and dance.

Hate is just a form of criticism. You can never truly grow as a person until you’ve taken everything the world can throw at you. Sometimes you just have to let it hit you and move on

All matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force.

I don't have to work. I suppose I should retire. But I enjoy working.