A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

I can't believe it. I'm speechless. It is amazing to see where I've come from the last two years.

There is a production and distribution pact, so they help with the production financing and take international territories and do international distribution and marketing.

I get constantly mistaken for Elijah Wood. I was in Japan and someone held out a photo of him for me to sign.

There's no way Ryan Giggs is another George Best. He's another Ryan Giggs

The most damaging phrase in the language is: 'It's always been done that way.'

Note to self: Never ride a motorcycle in stilettos and a miniskirt.

By encouraging Americans to adopt a group mentality, the advocates of so called 'diversity' actually perpetuate racism. Their obsession with racial group identity is inherently racist.

My kids were targeted on Facebook by protesters.

Without passion, all the skill in the world won't lift you above craft.

And I provide much- needed eye candy.