A Congresswoman must look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man, speak on any given subject with authority and most of all work like a dog.

If I have a spreadsheet that can, whatever, turn soup cans into gold, wouldn't I deserve an office?

The truth is not what I look for. It is what I look at!

He'd been ten years old when he'd last begged someone for something, and he'd promised himself he'd never do it again, but this was too important.

We cannot get what we've never had, unless we're willing to do what we've never done.

The world needs people who save lives.

When I started stand-up - and this is in the '90s - there was definitely people hadn't watched decades of Comedy Central, where people are really much more educated on stand-up comedy.

Sometimes it seems things go by too quickly. We are so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take the time to enjoy where we are.

The companies I have traditionally seen do best over the long term had lead investors for their seed rounds

There is nothing so loathsome as a sentimental surrealist.

Together we shall move forward doing [the Lord's] work