A Democrat hypocrite will never get harmed.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

It's not life situations but our thoughts are the pilots of grief.

To remain neutral in a situation where the laws of the land virtually criticized God for having created men of color was the sort of thing I could not, as a Christian, tolerate.

I've always known the greatness of black people.

How do you know that?" "Because,"Chong said with raised eyebrows,"when you open those things called 'books',there are words as well as pictures.Sometimes the words tell you stuff.

Guard thy heart on this weak side, where most our nature fails.

In the present age, a man with harmonious ideas is regarded as out of touch.

When firmness is sufficient, rashness is unnecessary.

In order to discover the character of people we have only to observe what they love.

Life is fragile. We're not guaranteed a tomorrow so give it everything you've got.

Care is no cure, but rather corrosive, For things that are not to be remedied.