A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund.

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

The more you are kind, the more kindness you will find.

One moment you are here, othere there, then there. Then you can't move!

Soon I knew the craft of experimental physics was beyond me - it was the sublime quality of patience - patience in accumulating data, patience with recalcitrant equipment - which I sadly lacked.

It's hard to say what I want my legacy to be when I'm long gone.

Sometimes I want to go into Saturday Night Live and rewrite some of the sketches because they're really not that good.

Jazz is not the popular culture. Jazz is in the same position in our culture as classical music. A very small minority of people really love it.

It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.

Growing old is, of all things we experience, that which takes the most courage, and at a time when we have the least resources, especially with which to meet frustration.

You can't hate Britney Spears because, you know what, no matter what Britney Spears been doing, she's still on TV.

A painting is more than the sum of its parts