A German joke is no laughing matter.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I thought of Marius. Wild, wonderful, Byronic-fantasy Marius, who had somehow found something he wanted in the everyday quietness of me. Until he hadn't.

Anxiety is the interest paid on trouble before it is due.

Our conscience, our faith, our local community, even our online hobby clubs - all civilize us.

I'm not going to get establishment support. I'm not going to get the support of the governors and the senators, with few exceptions, and many of the major organizations.

I mean, I'm the tag of the [ Big Bang Theory ] show! That was one of the easiest jobs I've ever had.

There is a Power in the universe greater than you are, and you can use it.

For me, the first sign of oncoming madness is that I'm unable to write.

Death left its old tragic heaven and became the lyrical core of man: his invisible truth, his visible secret.

Man does not exist prior to language, either as a species or as an individual.

After winter comes the summer. After night comes the dawn. And after every storm, there comes clear, open skies.