A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

That's the most important thing. If I keep reading, maybe I can hold my own.

History written in pencil is easily erased, but crayon is forever.

I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots.

If you want enemies, excel others; if you want friends, let others excel you.

A firm, for instance, that does business in many countries of the world is driven to spend an enormous amount of time, labour, and money in providing for translation services.

The only truly affluent are those who do not want more than they have.

There are many predicaments in life that one must be a bit crazy to escape from.

Talent means energy and persistence and nothing more!

Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching.