A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

He brought up both hands to hold my face. "I would die for you, Isabelle.""No." I shook my head. "Live for me.

..the most identifying trait of humanity is our ability to be inhumane to one another.

The childhood shows the man As morning shows the day.

I don't think of Twitter as a social network. I think of it as a messaging system that has a lot of social components to it.

Children can feel, but they cannot analyse their feelings; and if the analysis is partially effected in thought, they know not how to express the result of the process in words.

I want to be a good creature for reasons beyond sharing a life with a good man.

Hip-Hop is my vehicle to scientific and universal enlightenment

Each new friendship can make you a new person, because it opens up new doors inside of you.

Don't believe everything you read.

Assumption Theory: The only safe assumption in life is that the person who assures you that everything is all right is all wrong.