A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."

You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.

Love is lovelier the 7th time around.

Failure is what we're all running from, we're always running toward success with failure at our back.

Most people are good only so long as they believe others to be so.

The message of love and compassion will travel far and wide if all who follow a spiritual path work together in harmony and mutual respect.

I didn't pay a lot of attention as I should have in college.

In course of time my first novel appeared. It was a love story.

a woman who struggles to recover from a brutal attack and sets out on a dark, psychological and physical journey for revenge and justice.

You could probably get through life without knowing how to roast a chicken, but the question is, would you want to?

"Do little pink fairies sing and dance in your world, Peabody?" "Sometimes, when it's very quiet and no one else can see."

I'm a huge fan of the Navy. My father was a Naval historian, and I've been studying Naval battles forever.

My hair has become part of my identity; it's almost an appendage to me.