A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Some might wonder that the two men should consider themselves to be old friends having only known each other for four years

When I compare myself to the other fellows there is something stiff and awkward about me

Me and Sandra are thoroughly satisfied customers as parents of kids who came through this Orange model.

It's exploding bags, aerosol cans Southbound buses, Peter Pan They left it up to us again I thought you knew the drill It's kill or be killed.

Always prepare secondary ways of dealing with problems.

Just do what makes you happy....sounds simple, doesn't it ?

If you are never alone you cannot know yourself. And if you do not know yourself, you will begin to fear the void.

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers.

It's impossible being me, I radiate a glow that makes others turn and grimace in horror as if staring into the sun.

There were a lot of artists in St. Ives. In fact, since the time of Whistler, St. Ives has been noted as an artist colony.