A REAL job is a job you hate.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Revolution starts within our own heart, not on the street

What we all need to do is find the wellspring that keeps us going, that gives us the strength and patience to keep up this struggle for a long time.

Bush wasn't elected, he was selected - selected by five judges up in Washington who voted along party lines.

We must all work together if we are all to live together in unity and harmony.

I love fashion, obviously, but I hate trying on clothes.

It's incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense.

Must be out-of-doors enough to get experience of wholesome reality, as a ballast to thought and sentiment. Health requires this relaxation, this aimless life.

It doesn't matter what you look like really though, it is who you are that matters of course.

Imperfect men have no right to judge other imperfect men.

I've learned that you can't have everything and do everything at the same time.