A WISE MAN never enjoys himself so much, or a FOOL so little, as when he is alone.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

But Tik Tok believes everything's circular, including men and women. He says nature seems to go around and around, and that we all have bits of everything.

They didn't need the words, if they were willing to be silent long enough to learn to speak without them.

Thomas had never seen anything like her in his life, and he knew, with a beautiful sort of sadness, that he never would again.

Find the good, and praise it.

I like terra firma - the more firma the less terra.

A Train was born without any effort - if was like writing a letter to a friend.

The world is for those who make their dreams come true.

Kids don't lack capacity, only teachers.

No, because I don't want to hear what's hot and feel I have to copy it. I'll just make up my own thing.

I think I’ve got something else to help center my life.