A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

You see how it is, my dear friends. There's no pleasing everyone. It's hopeless to even try, and the more you play the peacemaker, the less peaceful things become.

One cannot live on potatoes alone. It is said that one wants bread with potatoes. And when there's no bread, a Jew takes his stick, and goes through the village in search of business.

If you listen carefully, you get to hear everything you didn't want to hear in the first place.

Gossip is nature's telephone.

The rich swell up with pride, the poor from hunger.

If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you, buy yourself a saddle.

Without love our life is ... a ship without a rudder ... like a body without a soul.

You can take a Jew out of a shtetl, but you cannot take a shtetl out of a Jew.

Paul Scholes is my favourite player. He epitomises the spirit of Manchester United and everything that is good about football.

An illustrational form tells you through the intelligence immediately what the form is about, whereas a non-illustrational form works first upon sensation and then slowly leaks back into the fact.

You can impress from a distance, but you can only impact up close.

All pain is per se and especially in excess, destructive and ultimately fatal in its nature and effects.

The foundation of my beliefs is the same as it was when I was 10. Non-violence.

Great wits are sure to madness near allied, and thin partitions do their bounds divide.

Equipment makes my job easier, but it doesn't affect my style.

In order to truly master the comfort zone, we must learn to love it.

We would be ashamed of our best behavior if the people knew the motives of our behaving so.