A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.

The choices we make, dictate the lives we lead.

The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.

We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,' but now I'm going to keep going.

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway.

I don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be.

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

Work harder on improving yourself than on trying to forge better relationships.

I am what you might call a rambling man, and America is my beat.

The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.

Grief and constant anxiety kill nearly as many women as men die on the battlefield.

Do the scary thing first, and get scared later.

My fear is if I expose myself, not so much that I'll be hurt, but that the reaction will be "Is that all there is? Is that the entirety of you? Because it's boring."

I don't think unhappiness is fated.

Sometimes in writing you have difficult periods and then other times it just flows.

I don't need power at the cost of spilled blood.

When a man's ways please God, the stones of the street shall be at peace with him.