A beach house isn't just real estate. It's a state of mind.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

I walked in and saw you dancing. I haven't caught my breath since.

Hobey-Ho, let's go.

Yes, man is mortal, but that would be only half the trouble. The worst of it is that he's sometimes unexpectedly mortal—there's the trick!

While the wider global environment is worrying, we are seeing some positive results in our economic affairs.

I am, it seems, interested in people with multiple identities. I think we all have multiple identities.

Acting forces me to socialise, which is good for me, I think.

If poisonous minerals, and if that tree, Whose fruit threw death on else immortal us, If lecherous goats, if serpents envious Cannot be damned; alas; why should I be?

I've never written nearly as much about place as people seem to think I do. I just write about class.

If you let fear of the unknown stop you from taking chances, you will stifle your true potential.

No Such Thing as Bad Results