A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

And must I then, indeed, Pain, live with youall through my life?-sharing my fire, my bed, Sharing-oh, worst of all things!-the same head?-And, when I feed myself, feeding you too?

Just as I'd realize that I couldn't keep lying to her because I was in love with her, She'd realize that you can't love a lie."Preston Drake - "Just for Now

And now—our love is so true, I won’t take a step without you. Thank God, you came. If you love me, please don’t ever let me go.

It is always thus impaled by a state of mind which is destined not to last that we make our irrevocable decisions.

If unconditional love and genuine enthusiasm are present, praise isn't necessary. If they're absent, praise won't help.

The best teachers don't allow their own personal views to influence their teaching.

My sense of proprietorship has been so weak that actually I didn't pay attention and I lost the copyrights on a lot of the songs.

I'm not insecure, but I'm not like, 'Hi, I'm confident.'

Nuclear arms kill many people all at once, but other weapons kill many people, little by little, every day, everywhere in the world.

That which you fear the most will meet you half way.