A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

With the pursuit of faith, I am a free soul.

But I do believe in the paranormal, that there are things our brains just can't understand.

Here is the thing, you can make a dope movie and it may never see the light of day. I am crazy proud of my first movie.

A person supporting [Donald]Trump likes Trump. And I think they would say the same about me.

Humor heals the heckler.

I can't stand a sentence until it sounds right.

We are all connected in love.

Except when he has regressive tendencies, the child's nature is to aim directly and energetically at functional independence.

Tejano music is a very relaxing style and it reminds me of home.

We only have one future, and it will be made of our dreams, if we have the courage to challenge convention.