A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.

Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.

Cheryl Cole got malaria...well I guess that answers the question what do you give someone who has everything

when michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's that little black kid singing my songs?!'

90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves

people say churches are half empty, they're not, they're too big

...the presence of each other and a lusty love of being, of living and knowing there was tomorrow and God knows how many more tomorrows and each a life and sufficient in itself...

It's not something a kid like you should've gotten ahold of.

In all pleasure hope is a considerable part.

Our souls may all be equal in the sight of the Lord, but our gumption and ingenuity ain't. So the results of man's labor will never be equal.

When you slow down enough to sculpt, you discover all kinds of things you never noticed before.

I occasionally borrow pot from my kids. They do a little weed occasionally. 'Here, Dad' — or more likely, 'Dad, have you got any?'

My mother passed at the end of the Circus tour. After that I really needed to take some time and just chill out and get my head together.

Americans believe in the value of immigration. We are the most generous nation on earth to immigrants, allowing over one million people a year to come here legally.

Recall that people like to do what most people think it is right to do; recall too that people like to do what most people actually do.

It's time to recognize that the EU is beyond reform and deserves to be put out of its misery.