A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

Jesus Christ said the gate that leads to destruction is wide and the way is broad, but the gate which leads to life is straight and the way narrow.

Judgment doesn’t always fall on the unjust in this life. Sometimes you have to make your own way out.

Freedom is not procured by a full enjoyment of what is desired but by controlling that desire.

We are supposed to write poetry to keep the gods alive.

Comforters for our todays / Guardians of memories / Keeping our youth and yesterdays alive / Comrades with one history.

We shall be permitted to live on this planet only for as long as we treat all nature with compassion and intelligence.

The natural effect of low interest is to increase trade and industry; because undertakings of every kind can be prosecuted with greater advantage.

If you don't believe in a line, then you come off as the loser.

Social action, just like physical action, is steered by perception.

Our little time of suffering is not worthy of our first night's welcome home to Heaven.