A bloody good thing, but too late.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

At one point in time, every friend was a stranger. Love changed that.

Six wives the King's had now.' Barak's words dragged me from my reverie. 'We can't even get one between us.

You can detect Satan's schemes and overcome his world system.

You can quit anything on a Thursday.

Americans didn't really have any experience with something as basic as "community."

[On plastic surgery:] My motto is: 'Anything that can be lifted should be lifted. Anything that falls should be caught. And try to catch any falling stuff before it hits the ground.

I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous.

We have always believed that it's possible to make money without being evil.

Life for the strongest. There is no sympathy for the slain, only admiration for the winner's strength.

Prejudice will fall in a combat with interest.