A bolt from the blue.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Some beliefs are so strongly held that some believers are ready to lose their heads rather than the belief they carry therein

Life is a complex matter thrown into the hands of simple people.

I had a big event in my personal life. Then I reevaluated and started going to theology class, and then I found my husband.

Retirement from work has depressed many a man and hastened his death.

Cycling is not rocket science.

There are so many things that go into casting that you just never know.

I think I was always a drama queen. I really, really, really loved playing pretend.

If you become a monk because it's an easy life, because you're going to be fed, and sheltered and people will respect you, then that is not a very meritorious motivation.

You hate to see yourself do one draft of a script and then have somebody else come back in and change what you've done.

A man is a form of life that dreams in order to act and acts in order to dream.