A book or poem which has no pity in it had better not be written.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

In the morning, celebrate the beauty and warmth of sun light, in the evening, celebrate the song of silence and love of night.

Writers are nothing more than borderline schizophrenics who are able to control the voices.

I believe in the possibility of happiness if one cultivates intuition and outlives the grosser passions including optimism.

In reality, climate change is actually the biggest thing thats going on every single day.

A wet boy has a deader, an assassin has a target, because assassins sometimes miss.

My life is an apology for the life of my father.

With big folks, either people think you look mean or it's more of a jolly Santa Claus, 'Oh, he's just a pudgy little teddy bear pillow.'

I ain't never been hater. I ain't got no time.