A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Ruefully admitting we can neither remain children nor all become artists still less saints and mystics, we turn back, regretfully, but massively, to the time-ridden world.

Our belief at the beginning of a doubtful undertaking is the one thing that ensures the successful outcome of our venture.

I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.

I was always this guy who appreciated and loved women and supported them and all those little things that were female-skewed, strong women parts.

My town was all-white and shut down Section 8 housing because they didn't want black people to move into the town. And I thought that was wrong - duh.

Learning by study must be won; 'Twas ne'er entail'd from son to son.

It is extraordinary to see how the discovery of one single free stroke of paint can fill you with such joy and amazement.

We are all born children- the trick is remaining one.

No matter how noble and special people want to make the playoffs out to be... it's a crapshoot.

It is through sorrow and suffering, toil and tribulation, that we gain the education that we come here to acquire and which will make us more like our Father and Mother in heaven.