A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.

Most ladies do not understand that first and primary they need to find and fulfil their life calling

Give life no quarter…pursue it with passion and purpose

You don't need a vacation when there's anything to escape from...

Understand the flaws and you will know the perfection of the Universe.

...men are monsters all, and something in them wants to force others to see the world the same way they see it.

Hate will destroy you. Let love be the basis of which you live your life.

I look at Guy Fieri and I just think, 'Jesus, I'm glad that's not me.'

When you try to avoid the pain, it creates greater pain.

Some of your worst gangsters are guys who were very low-key.

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.