A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Nonfiction. I didn’t choose it as much as it chose me. It squatted and birthed me one raw winter day then jerked me up and set me to scribing.

TEAMWORK: the fuel that allows common people attain uncommon results.

We need to teach our youth American values, kindness, honesty,respect.

We'd all be alot happier if we'd stop assuming we're supposed to be happy.

If you're not just a little bit nervous before a match, you probably don't have the expectations of yourself that you should have.

The saving grace of the cinema is that with patience, and a little love, we may arrive at that wonderfully complex creature which is called man.

I have male fans, but I'm persuading them to become female!

According to my daughters, my most irritating habit is asking for cups of tea.

In a nutshell, when life is pleasant, think of others. When life is a burden, think of others.

Soul of all souls, life of all life - you are That. Seen and unseen, moving and unmoving - you are That.